Most asinine thing I have experienced on BSK.

ValentianNizzle · Post by **ValentianNizzle** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 4:44 pm

Thanatos wrote:
Some fellow wrote: Or he can just ask someone for a loan or something. I mean, if he is IC about this kind of thing, there are lots of friendly people here who would gladly help him out (such offers have already been made in this very thread).
*nods happily* I'd loan him some money for his soul any day...all he needs do is ask.

Taught you well I have, young Padawan.

temordae01 · Post by **temordae01** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 2:18 am

Invest in a bow or a sling. Run and gun. Yep, works every time. And no, I've never been subject to "rustmonsteritis". After all, I always make sure I have a bow.

Now one thing I have seen that makes no sense is that a rust monster will destroy padded armor. Why? How?

ST_DM_Myle · Post by **ST_DM_Myle** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 2:29 am

temordae01 wrote: Now one thing I have seen that makes no sense is that a rust monster will destroy padded armor. Why? How?

That is easy to answer...

It is simply out of spite. They are really rather intelligent, but lack opposable thumbs and unable to make tools. However, they know when adventurers are being sarcastic and they use a lesser known psionic ability called Disintigration. They try not to use it very often though, because it uses up some much energy, they have to forge for 3 to 4 times longer than usual.

Myle

halfogre0520 · Post by **halfogre0520** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 2:48 am

ST_DM_Myle wrote:
temordae01 wrote: Now one thing I have seen that makes no sense is that a rust monster will destroy padded armor. Why? How?
That is easy to answer...

It is simply out of spite. They are really rather intelligent, but lack opposable thumbs and unable to make tools. However, they know when adventurers are being sarcastic and they use a lesser known psionic ability called Disintigration. They try not to use it very often though, because it uses up some much energy, they have to forge for 3 to 4 times longer than usual.

Myle

Exactly. Just look at Myle's signature. Large groups of Rust Monsters must be destructive and stupid.

Trudes · Post by **Trudes** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 5:25 am

Of all the monsters in game, if there is one that makes a lvl 40 run like a sissy it's gotta be a rusty lol

ValentianNizzle · Post by **ValentianNizzle** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 5:26 am

Trudes wrote:Of all the monsters in game, if there is one that makes a lvl 40 run like a sissy it's gotta be a rusty lol

Pfft. I never run. I just cast invisible and be right on my way. As if some Rust Monster is going to scare me.

halfogre0520 · Post by **halfogre0520** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 11:15 am

ValentianNizzle wrote:
Trudes wrote:Of all the monsters in game, if there is one that makes a lvl 40 run like a sissy it's gotta be a rusty lol

Pfft. I never run. I just cast invisible and be right on my way. As if some Rust Monster is going to scare me.

Looks like it's time to have CR 40 rusties with TS, SI, and Spot=100. Not to mention hasted. *evil grin*

ValentianNizzle · Post by **ValentianNizzle** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 12:41 pm

halfogre0520 wrote:
ValentianNizzle wrote:
Trudes wrote:Of all the monsters in game, if there is one that makes a lvl 40 run like a sissy it's gotta be a rusty lol

Pfft. I never run. I just cast invisible and be right on my way. As if some Rust Monster is going to scare me.
Looks like it's time to have CR 40 rusties with TS, SI, and Spot=100. Not to mention hasted. *evil grin*

Caesar gives you a thumbs down on that one. Better luck next time.

DM Nexus · Post by **DM Nexus** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 2:20 pm

halfogre0520 wrote:
ValentianNizzle wrote:
Trudes wrote:Of all the monsters in game, if there is one that makes a lvl 40 run like a sissy it's gotta be a rusty lol

Pfft. I never run. I just cast invisible and be right on my way. As if some Rust Monster is going to scare me.
Looks like it's time to have CR 40 rusties with TS, SI, and Spot=100. Not to mention hasted. *evil grin*

There are Rust Dragons....I bet they can make a lvl 40 run screaming...but I guess I can wait to see if anyone wants to take me up on that

HelloBSK · Post by **HelloBSK** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 2:36 pm

DM Nexus wrote:
halfogre0520 wrote:
ValentianNizzle wrote: Pfft. I never run. I just cast invisible and be right on my way. As if some Rust Monster is going to scare me.
Looks like it's time to have CR 40 rusties with TS, SI, and Spot=100. Not to mention hasted. *evil grin*
There are Rust Dragons....I bet they can make a lvl 40 run screaming...but I guess I can wait to see if anyone wants to take me up on that

Wouldn't a rust monster live near a rust dragon? I would love to see a rust dragon with his little rust monsters around... That is funny!!! and VERY VERY SCARY!!!!

Ghost4life · Post by **Ghost4life** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 3:08 pm

then we could just send the SOM after them, Berfy would save the day right? no metal = no rust right?

Battlerager_Draco · Post by **Battlerager_Draco** » Sat Jul 28, 2007 12:40 am

HelloBSK wrote:
DM Nexus wrote:
halfogre0520 wrote: Looks like it's time to have CR 40 rusties with TS, SI, and Spot=100. Not to mention hasted. *evil grin*
There are Rust Dragons....I bet they can make a lvl 40 run screaming...but I guess I can wait to see if anyone wants to take me up on that
Wouldn't a rust monster live near a rust dragon? I would love to see a rust dragon with his little rust monsters around... That is funny!!! and VERY VERY SCARY!!!!

Then the dragon would have his treasure hoard eaten though.

Queen Naga II · Post by **Queen Naga II** » Sat Jul 28, 2007 2:48 am

Nope, gold and silver do not rust neither do the likes of diamonds and rubies.

Jazelle · Post by **Jazelle** » Sat Jul 28, 2007 3:24 am

I have yet to loose anything by them. Mainly anyone who has ever played D&D knows rust monsters. Rule 1 don't let them touch you. Rule 2 kill them at a distance. Rule 3 get the bloody hell out of there you dim wit.

HelloBSK · Post by **HelloBSK** » Sat Jul 28, 2007 8:20 am

Jazelle wrote:I have yet to loose anything by them. Mainly anyone who has ever played D&D knows rust monsters. Rule 1 don't let them touch you. Rule 2 kill them at a distance. Rule 3 get the bloody hell out of there you dim wit.

PERFECT!!!!