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Caesius wrote:Name: The Naughty Gnome

Recipe type: Cocktail

Ingredients:
- 1 oz dark rum (Captain Morgan® Private Stock)
- 4 oz ginger soda (Vernors® Original)
- 2 dashes Angostura® bitters

Directions:
- Pour the rum into an old-fashioned glass with ice. Fill with Vernors ginger soda, add a dash or two of bitters, and serve.

i dont see any gnome in this recipe, it sounds pretty normal to me.

I think they make bitters out of gnome.

...too...many...puns...GAH! My ribs're hurtin' I'm laughing so hard Fenrip!!!



Happy Gaming (and eating gnome)

Time to cash in on this Gnome fad! I shall be opening up a Fast food Gnome service, stay tuned for more updates.

i know what tastes good....HALFLING!!! yes i can see it now, barbequed halfling ribs with a side of dwarf brains, with a touch of human blood drizzled on top, with an elf eyeball pastry puff, AND a half-orc salad on the side!!! AND A WHOLE KOBOLD ROASTED ON THE SIDE! now thats what i call a meal.

Lukas..you are a sick sick person

A portal opens up once again and the figure of Stinky Pete walks through once again. He is a large troll, one of the few green, rubbery trolls left. Unlike most of his kind he wears clothing and speaks without the gutteral rumbling of his kind.

He reviews Sir Mandingo's most recent rant and pens the following response,

"Good Sir Mandingo, you are once again most correct in your statements. However, lauding the virtues of the other races does little to promote the value of gnomes. I believe we are trying to discover just a kernel of worthwhileness of the gnomish race.

Truly,

Pete"

He starts to leave and returns to his message and adds,

"PS I'd stay away from the kobold. While not as tough as goblin or gnome, it has a gamey taste that only time can wash away"

He walks through the portal and is gone as suddenly as he arrived.

.Stinky Pete. wrote:I'm pretty sure it would be similar to pickled dwarf.

Ask the nearest bartender.

*Murken Shadowbender happens by at this particular stage in the discussion*

"Ach lad I'll show ye a pickled dwarf! Yer momma best git yer arse inside afore I take me club tae yer tender backside! Bloody troll me knotted beard! I'll cut ye down tae nothin' but a regeneratin' haunch o' troll bacon ifn ye thinks tae taste dwarf! Git back tae roastin' gnomes ye big green slimebag!"

*having exhausted his pickled rage, Murken saunters off muttering to himself*

Stinky Pete hears this addition to the discussion and thinks to himself, "My dear departed mother used to say you could tell a dwarf was 'ready' when they were no longer coherent. This one, it seems, is nearly there."

DM Dragonheart wrote:Lukas..you are a sick sick person

im just joking, sheesh.

.Stinky Pete. wrote:A portal opens up once again and the figure of Stinky Pete walks through once again. He is a large troll, one of the few green, rubbery trolls left. Unlike most of his kind he wears clothing and speaks without the gutteral rumbling of his kind.

He reviews Sir Mandingo's most recent rant and pens the following response,

"Good Sir Mandingo, you are once again most correct in your statements. However, lauding the virtues of the other races does little to promote the value of gnomes. I believe we are trying to discover just a kernel of worthwhileness of the gnomish race.

Truly,

Pete"

He starts to leave and returns to his message and adds,

"PS I'd stay away from the kobold. While not as tough as goblin or gnome, it has a gamey taste that only time can wash away"

He walks through the portal and is gone as suddenly as he arrived.

yes, i would expect kobold to have a gamey taste...maybe a liitle like goblin perhaps.

Lukas_Mandingo wrote:

DM Dragonheart wrote:Lukas..you are a sick sick person

im just joking, sheesh.

Oh ho ho ho! I doubt..

ValentianNizzle wrote:

Lukas_Mandingo wrote:

DM Dragonheart wrote:Lukas..you are a sick sick person

im just joking, sheesh.

Oh ho ho ho! I doubt..

ummmm, right....silly nizzle you.